T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west（他自己看起来 E: But??
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away?.. T: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装电网)(B戴着白骨精面具已躲在一旁偷看)
E: This is?..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em??Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
They are boring very mouch.so...
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.Nothing can beat me!(摘掉面具变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)High,pretty gays.Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,please.Chance! Bomb!（手指着牌）
B1: Double King!
T: Oh?.I win! Em??,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!Wait a moment,let me open the door.(准备开电网门)
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
E:And..and she is beautiful.
S: She is a monster!
S: Oh,please don’t??
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong,I’ll teach you a lesson!(摘掉面具变成太婆B2）B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，T和B2左右躲闪，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
B&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two?..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!Who(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!I don’t need you any more.
S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(其一戴上白骨精面具，其他二退场)
T: (惊)You are..you are....
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)Don’t worry ,master,I've called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right, anything you say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
J: I am carrying the luggage,
S:I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and one after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet...... （结束）