下车的一刻，他回顾车厢，也许会为区区一个座位而感慨，自以为大彻大悟 其实即使重新来过，他依然会去争抢，因为有时如果不坐下，连站的位置都没有 除非你永远不上车，而这并不由自己决定
Life is like a bus
We know where it begins and ends, but can't know what will happen in the experience
Some people have longer journeys
Some people travel short
Some are very calmly, can enjoy the scenery outside the window
Some people embarrassed, always be in pushing and crowded in
However that hang from the door, anytime, compared to those who fall seems to have delighted
To travel in comfort and grace, you must take a seat at the first chance; therefore, everybody will fight for a seat
Some people are lucky enough to get on the car, a signature
Some are very unlucky, because although everyone else can get a seat of the car, he also stood
Sometimes other seats become vacant, but the side this out without action
And when you set your mind to, just that seat towards elsewhere but just leave In order to obtain and keep a seat, some people disregard their conscience, even hurt others
Some people, for this and other reasons, had to give up the seat they others Some people with a variety of ways, underwent a long wait, they finally get a seat
But then he had arrived
The moment he get carriages, might be reviewed reposibility.four a seat and regrets, from think big che enlightened
Even it all over again, he will still go to scramble, because sometimes if not sit down, even the station of position are not
Unless you never get on the car, but this does not determine by themselves Station who made, the person on the car
Still bustling, still up and down
答 :梨子(离子 )烫
问 : 世界上最最黑暗的动漫人物是谁?
问 : 世界上最富有同情心的动漫人物是谁？
为什么: 因为他总是向人伸出 圆手 !
问：有一只狼来到了北极，不小心掉到ㄌ冰海中，被捞ㄌ起来时变成了什么 ? 9
答 : 槟榔
Q 有一棵三角形的树被送到北极去种 ...请问Zhang大后!那棵树叫 ....?
A:人家还叫老婆饼呢,难不成你买的时候还送你一个老婆 ?! Q:白色的马叫白马,黑色的马叫黑马,黑白相间的马叫斑马,那么黑色白色红色相间的 马
Q:有一天，有一根火柴棒它头很痒，就去抓，头就烧起来了。然后被送去医院，从 急诊 室出来之后，猜猜变成什么了
1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)
3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？)
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？) 12
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)
6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？)
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？)
10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？) 11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,apregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why? (有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)
12. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)
13. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月？)
1. Silence. (沉默)
2. No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)
3. Your age. (你的年龄)
4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)
5. Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)
6. It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)
7. The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)
8. A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)
9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)
10. Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)
11. Because is a pigboat. (那是潜水艇。pigboat，潜水艇)
12.The river bank。(河岸。)
爱情的时间船 Love and Time
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it
was to the feelings that the island would , so
all boats and left. for Love.
Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.
When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,"Richness, can you take me with you?"
Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."
Love decided to ask who was also passing by in a beautiful . "Vanity, please help me!"
"I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my
Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."
"Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"
Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.
Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder, Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?" 突然，一个声音映入耳帘，“快上了，爱，我来载你。”原来是名年迈的长者。爱如闻天籁，兴奋不已，甚至忘了问问长者要他们要去往何方。当他们在一片干涸之地靠岸时，长者又踏上了自己的征程，独自前行。爱意识到自己亏欠老者甚多，她赶忙询问智慧老人，“帮助我的人是谁呀？”
"It was Time," Knowledge answered.
"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"
Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is of understanding how Love is."
There is a very famous Chinese story that has a close connection to the Dragon Boat Festival. Once upon a time on E-Mei mountain there lived two snake spirits, White Snake and Green Snake. These snakes, being , turned themselves into beautiful maidens and set off on a journey to the West Lake of Hang Zhou.
When they arrived at West Lake they met a man named Xu Xian. White Snake quickly in love with Xu Xian and they were soon married. A Buddhist monk, named Fa Hai, warned Xu Xian of his wife's and suggested to him a plan.
On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival White Snake wished to stay home so as to the Ay Tsao, used for from spirits, hanging on the doors of people's houses.Her husband prepared, according to Fa Hai's ,
some realgar wine, as this was a tradition during the Dragon boat festival. White Snake, thinking her magic would her from the effects of the realgar wine accepted a cup. After she drank the wine she became very ill and was barely able to get to her bed.When her husband came to her side, he found not his wife but a huge white snake. So great was Xu Xian's shock that he to the floor dead.
端午节当天，白蛇待在家里以避开人们挂在门上驱邪的艾草，而许仙则依照法海的建议准备了大家在端午节时都会喝的雄黄酒。白蛇自认魔力可以抵挡雄黄酒对她的影响，因此喝了一杯。但是在她喝下那杯酒之後，她却变得精疲力竭，几乎走不到床上。当许仙回到白蛇身边，看到的不是自己美丽的妻子， 而是一只巨大的白蛇，许仙震惊不已，从楼梯上摔死了。 After recovering from the realgar wine and regaining her human form, White Snake was -stricken to find her husband dead.She set off on a journey to a potent medicinal herb, which could her husband. After
returning and reviving her husband with the medicine, she explained to Xu Xian that the white snake he was actually a dragon and that this vision was indeed a very good omen. Xu Xian's fears were put to rest for the moment by his wife's story.
John and Bobby joined a wholesale company together just after graduation from college the same year. Both worked very hard. After several years, however, the boss promoted Bobby to the position of manager but John remained an ordinary . John could not take it anymore, tendered his to the boss and complained the boss did not know how to and did not value hard working staff, but only promoted those who flattered him.
The boss knew that John worked very hard for the years. He thought a moment and said, "Thank you for your criticism, but I have a . I hope you will do one more thing for our company before you leave. Perhaps you will change your and take back your ."
John agreed. The boss asked him to go and find out anyone selling watermelon in the market. John went and returned soon. He said he had found out a man selling watermelon. The boss asked how much per kg? John shook his 16
head and went back to the market to ask and returned to the boss $1.2 per kg.
Boss told John to wait a second, and he called Bobby to come to his office. He asked Bobby to go and find anyone seling watermelon in the market. Bobby went, returned and said, boss, only one person selling watermelon. $1.2 per kg, $10 for 10kg, he has of 340 melons. On the table 58 melons, every weights about 2 kg, bought from the South two days ago, they are fresh and red, good .
John was very impresed and realized the difference between himself and Bobby. He decided not to but to learn from Bobby.
My dear friends, a more successful person is more observant, thinks more and explores in depth. Chances exists in the daily details. For the same matter, a more successful person sees more and farther so that he can find out an and catch it to realize his aim. If a person sees one year ahead, while another sees only tomorrow. The difference between a year and a day is 365times, how could you win?
There was once a wise old woman who lived back in the hills. All the children used to come back and ask her questions. She always gave the right answers. There was a naughty little boy among the children. One day he caught a tiny bird and held it in his cupped hands. Then he gathered his friends around. He said, "Let's trick the old woman. I'll ask her what I'm holding in my hands. Of course, she'll answer that I have a bird. Then I will ask her if the bird is living or dead. If she says the bird is dead, I'll open my hands and let the bird fly away. 17
If she says the bird is alive, I'll quickly it and show her the dead bird. Either way, she'll be wrong."
The children agreed that this was a clever plan. Up the hill they went to the old woman's hut.
"Granny, we have a question for you," they all shouted.
"What's in my hands?" asked the little boy.
"Well, it must be a bird," replied the old woman.
"But is it living or dead?" demanded the excited boy.
The old woman thought for a moment and then replied, "It is as you will, my child."
“咱们去哄一下那个老太太。我要问她我手里握着什么东西。她肯定会回答说我握的是小鸟。然后，我问她小鸟是活的还是死的。如果她说鸟是死的，我就张开手让小鸟飞走。如果她说小鸟是活的，我就马上用劲一捏，让她看到那只死鸟。不管用什么方法，她都说不对。” 孩子们都异口同声的说这是一个聪明的计划。他们爬上山，来到了老妇人的小屋。 “奶奶，我们要问您一个问题。”他们都大声说道。
When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.
2.幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的记性。Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
3.唯有爱可以把黑暗囚在波港湾里。Love is the only thing that holds the dark at bay.
4.爱是两个人玩的双赢游戏。Love is a game that two can play and both win. 18
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction .
The most important thing a father can do for his children is loving their mother.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
8.人在爱中超越自我。To be in love is to surpass oneself.
Love enters a man through his eyes; a woman through her ears.
10. (对女人来说) 有三类男人：智慧的情人，尊荣的情人，势利的情人。
There are three classes of men: lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, lovers of gain.
11.女人定规是要让人爱，而不是让人理解。 Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
12.没有丑女人，只有不懂得如何使自己显出美丽的女人。 There are no ugly women; there are only women who not know how to look pretty.
If you would be loved, love and be lovable. 14.如果有人爱你，你就该做个值得人爱的人。If you be loved, be worthy of love.
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without love.
Immature love says：“I love you because I need you。”Mature love says：“I need you because I love you"
17.爱不在深厚，乃在久长。Love me little, love me long.
18.没有信任就没有爱。Where there is no trust, there is no love.
Learn from the past, look to the future. Live in the present.
20.快乐起来吧！快乐才是明智的。Be happy. It is a way of being wise.
21.喜剧是悲剧加上时间。Comedy is tragedy plus time.
22.爱是春天有植物，用它的生机使一切散发出芬芳气息，即使是它所处身的废墟，也充满了希望。 Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings
*23.不要轻视那无论何时总显得快乐无忧的人，有些事情是你所不懂的，而他懂。 Do not scorn the person who is perpetually happy. He does know something you don’t。
I’m an idealist。I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way。
25.我只晓得一个责任，那就是施爱。I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man.
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
29.争吵总比寂寞好。Contention is better than loneliness.
30.当面刺痛你的是你的好朋友。Good friends stab you in the front.
If there is anything better than being loved, it’s loving.
32.结婚是两个人的结合：其中一个总是忘了生日而另一个从来不会忘记。 Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. *34.匮乏压抑了人的一些小欲望而强化了重大的欲望，就如风吹灭蜡烛而煽旺篝火。Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire.
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. 36.但愿坏习惯象心一样易碎。 If only bad habits could be broken as easily as hearts! *37.当爱被沾污时，金钱成了代用品。
When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution. 38.爱使人健全；奉献或接受皆然。
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it. 39.浪漫植根于幻觉之上，而当我们爱上某个人时，我们也爱上他为我们营造的幻觉。Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.
40.恋爱与咳嗽无法掩藏。Love and a cough cannot be hidden.
42.爱情和理智不能并存。It is impossible to love and be wise. 43.男人喜欢追逐那些象弄湿了的香皂般令人难以捉摸的女人——哪怕是讨厌洗澡的男人。
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap——even men who hate baths.
*44.世上没有女人的话，男人可以活得象神仙。 Were there no women, men might live like gods.
45.寻求男女平等的女性缺乏雄心壮志。 Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
When a female has tears in her eyes, the one who cannot see is the male
47.想象力比知识更重要。Imagination is more important than knowledge. *48.当你出生时，你啼哭而世界欣喜。善度你的一生，使得你离世的时候，世界哭泣而你欣喜。When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. *49.很早以前我就懂得，永远不要与猪争斗。因为你会弄得很脏，而猪就喜欢你这样。I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
24. I think you're thinking of someone else.
这句话的使用时机是若谁认错人，或是记错人的时候，你就可以跟对方说I think you're thinking of someone else.「我觉得你是想到别人去了」。
谦受益，满招损。One loses by pride and gains by modesty.
Preparation ensures success and unpreparedness spells failure.
Last year I saw you off when flowers were in bloom；this year blossoms have come but you are not in view.
*春华秋实。Spring is flowery，and autumn is fruitful.
The glow of the setting sun is splendid，pity is that the dusk is fast approaching. *吾生也有涯，而知也无涯。My life is limited，but learning is limitless. Poor and content is rich and rich enough:人能安贫即是福
Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades. Laugh or cry
as you like, and it is meaningless to oppress yourself.
Among thousands of people, you meet those you’ve met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late.
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten. Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
“You couldn’t see my tears cause I am in the water.” Fish said to water. “But I could feel your tears cause you are in me.”Answered water.
It’s true that we have been leading a difficult life, for we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities.You would be affected by the warmth of life if someone gives you an understanding look during your bitter struggle.Even a mere glance would make you moved and inpired.
I wouldn’t care success or failure, for I will only struggle ahead as long as I have been destined to the distance. I wouldn’t care the difficulties around, for what I can leave on the earth is only their view of my back since I have been marching toward the horizontal.
Penitence is something that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss itself and making a good words !
Happiness is accompanied by sorrow, and it would turn sunny after rain as well. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please take those farewells easy, and turn to smilingly look for yourself who is never to appear.
There is someone that is coming or passing away in your life around the clock, so you may lose sight of those seen, and forget those remembered. There is gain and loss in your life, so you may catch sight of those unseen, and remember those forgotten.
Nevertheless, doesn’t the unseen exist for sure? Will the remembered remain forever?
You can take a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. 牵马到水易，逼马喝水难。 C.1．A fool and his money are easily parted. 愚人有钱留不住。（ 笨蛋难聚财。）
2．A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难朋友才是真朋友。（患难见真情。）
3．A jack of all trades is a master of none. 万事通什么都不精通 // 博艺无所精。
4．A lie has no legs.谎言站不住脚 5.God helps those who help themselves.自助者天助
6．All is well that ends well. 结局好才算好。( 善终为善。吉人天相。)
7．All things come to him who waits. 功夫不负有心人. / / 好事多磨。
8．All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只工作不玩耍，聪明人也变傻。
9．An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一天一苹果，医生不上门。
10．A penny saved is a penny earned. 省一文等于挣一文。( 省钱就是赚钱。)
11．A person is known by the company he keeps. 观其友知其人。
12．A sound mind in a sound body.健全的头脑寓于健康的身体。(身体好，头脑活。)
13. He who would climb a ladder must begin at the bottom.千里之行,始于足下.
14. One is never too old to learn.活到老，学到老 15. Great minds think alike.英雄所见略同
16. A little learning is a dangerous thing.一知半解最危险。// 浅学误人。
17．A bad workman always blames his tools. 拙匠常怨工具差。 // 不会撑船怪河弯。 D. 1. A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. 一着不慎，满盘皆输。
2. All flowers are not in one garland. 鲜花不全在一个花环上。// 人各有志。
3 All good things come to an end. 好景不长。// 天下无不散之宴席。// 花无百日红。
4. All roads lead to Rome. 条条大路通罗马。( 殊途同归。// 行行出状元。)
5. All that glitters is not gold. 闪光的未必都是金子。
6. A pot of milk is ruined by a drop of poison. 千里之堤，毁于蚁穴。
7. April showers bring May flowers. 苦尽甘来。// 否极泰来。
8. A stitch in time saves nine.一针及时省九针// 事半功倍。// 小洞不补，大洞吃苦
9． Money talks. 有钱能使鬼推磨。
10. Truth will come to light sooner or later. 纸包不住火。
11. Time and tide wait for no man.时不我待
12. new broom sweeps clean新官上任三把火
13. Where there is a will, there is a way. 有志者事竟成。
Where there is life, there is hope.留得青山在，不怕没柴烧
14. 左右为难 between the devil and the deep blue sea // between the rock and the hard place
15. Misfortunes never come singly. // When it rains, it pours. 屋漏又逢连阴雨.
16. A miss is as good as a mile.大错小错都是错。// 失之毫厘，谬以千里。
17．Good news never goes beyond the gate while bad news spread far and wide
18. Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。
一言既出，驷马难追A real man never goes back on his words.