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发布时间:2014-05-06 10:02:16  

Some interesting sentences about English

黑人的幽默
这篇英文短诗来自网络电子信件,南非黑 白种族隔离政策曾让非洲原住民黑人遭到 许多不平等的待遇,而本诗作者即以天生 肤色的差异,来表达心中的不满与无奈。

亲爱的白种人,有几件事你必须知道。 Dear white, something you got to know, 当我出生时,我是黑色的 When I was born, I was black.

我长大了,我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我在阳光下,我是黑色的 When I'm under the sun, I'm black.

我寒冷时,我是黑色的 When I'm cold, I'm black. 我害怕时,我是黑色的 When I'm afraid, I'm black.
我生病了,我是黑色的 When I'm sick, I'm black 当我死了,我仍是黑色的。

When I die, I'm still black

你---白种人 you---white people, 当你出生时,你是粉红色的 When you were born, you were pink. 你长大了,变成白色的 When you grow up, you become white. 你在阳光下,你是红色的 You're red under the sun 你寒冷时,你是青色的 You're blue when you're cold.

你害怕时,你是黄色的 You are yellow when you're afraid. 你生病时,你是绿色的 You're green when you're sick. 当你死时,你是灰色的 You're gray when you die. 而你,却叫我「有色人种」? And you, call me "color"?

Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 狗为什么害怕日光浴 ?
They don't want to be hotdog. 因为它们不想成为热狗。

What's the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'. 微笑。因为两 个字母S中间隔了一里。

Because women wear hire longer. 因为女人头发留得长。

Why don't women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃 头?

Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱?
They make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长,一 点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽 下去。

2014-5-5

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