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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

Cow: I think I’ll cry. Bird: But it’s only a fly. Dog: Oh, my! Cat: She gulped it out of the sky. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider.

That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

Dog: Gone to the by and by. Cat: Sigh.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.

How absurd!

She swallowed a bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

Dog and cow: She’ll leave us high and dry.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.

Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

Dog: I hope it’s a lie.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.

She went whole hog to swallow the dog.

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

Cow: There’s a tear in my eye.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.

I don’t know how she swallowed the cow.

She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.

Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse.

She died, of course.

Horse: I’m filled with remorse. Cow: It was the last course. Dog: It is such a loss. Cat: She had no time to floss. Birds: She missed out on the sauce. Spider: What’s left to say? Fly: We’ll miss her dearly. Even the artist is crying.

Moral of the story:

Never swallow a horse.

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