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英语魔术介绍与小笑话超级牛逼的文档

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英语小笑话
Have a fun

He Won
? Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿? 约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

A Good Boy
? Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" ? "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. ? "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" ? "She is the one who sells the candy."
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回 答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。 “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣 呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk
? One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
? "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒 一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什 么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲 发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩 子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把 他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

Jim’s History Examination
? Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? ? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的历史考试 舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样? 母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨, 他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

Two birls
? Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? ? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. ? Teacher: Please tell us. ? Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? 学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。 老师:请说说看。 学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

.He Knows the Answer
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 1

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