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囧:爸爸去哪里

发布时间:2014-05-17 10:04:13  

囧:爸爸去哪里

昨天和朋友一起吃饭,大家聊到了芒果台的《爸爸去哪里》,大家热烈地探讨着最喜欢那个宝贝和爸爸,一位朋友弱弱地说:我没看过。然后小伙伴们都震惊了。说明这是多么火的一个节目呀!前天小编征集话题,看到有小伙伴们积极推荐关于爸爸的。恩,确实,有时候爸爸也很萌很搞笑。那么,今天小编就再写一写关于爸爸的囧事吧。

1

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. 今天,在动物园里我目睹了奶奶暴打我老爸的全程。

2

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?"

今天我男友劈腿了。我老爹看到哭的一塌糊涂的我问:”喔喔喔,泰勒·斯威夫特,准备写首歌?“(泰勒·斯威夫特曾给前男友写过一首歌)

3

Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car.

今天我收到了老爸送的生日礼物——GPS。感谢老爸,但是我没有驾照也没有车哇! 4

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl.

今天我老爸喝醉了,坐在浴室地上痛哭。我问他怎么啦,他说:“我儿子是个同性恋啊,家门受辱啊!”我是他的独生女!

5

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house.

今天我被查出来有严重的坚果过敏症。我老爸决定去买上一些能多益(一种巧克力酱),在

上面写上“你知道你需要的”,并且在家里各个角落都放上几罐。

6

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick.

今天我老爹喜滋滋地把邻居帅哥带到家里介绍给我。当时我穿着睡衣,而且两天没洗澡了!因为这两天一直身体抱恙。

7

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face.

今天,我喝醉的老爹想把我弄醒。他想了个办法:把猫咪直接扔我脸上。于是,现在我毁容了!

8

Today, I decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked him dead in the eyes and said, "How much did she pay you? "

今天,我把男友带回家见父母。我老爹盯着他看了看问:“我家丫头花了多少钱雇的你?”

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