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幽默小故事:猪还是女巫?

发布时间:2013-11-17 10:01:46  

幽默小故事:猪还是女巫?

有时候,人就是爱拿自己的错误惩罚自己,此猪非彼猪,为何那个男的就以为是在骂他呢?

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH"! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时,那个女的从车中伸出头来喊道:“猪!!”那个男的立即从车中伸出头来回敬道:“女巫!!”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪。男人要是愿意听话就好了。(要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。)

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