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Problem with gas 放屁的问题

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Problem with gas 放屁的问题

Problem with gas

放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.

有位小老太太去看医生,她对医生说:”医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,因为我放屁不臭而且没声音。

As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.

事实上,自从我进了你办公室后,已经放了至少20个屁了,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。"医生说:“好的,我明白了。

Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.

吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。一个星期后,老太太来了,¨医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音。

The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

但是怎么这么臭"医生说:太好了!既然你的嗅觉正常了,门开始治听觉吧。¨

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