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养个宠物有时候很心酸

发布时间:2013-12-17 13:30:52  

养个宠物有时候很心酸

当你在马路上看到别人抱着一幅乖巧状的小狗小猫幸福地走过,你无比羡慕。可是,有时候养个宠物是很心酸的,比如当你遭遇下面这些囧事的时候

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1

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time.

今天我睡的迷迷糊糊的时候醒了,因为听到猫在我枕头边撒尿呢。我大声呵斥了它的不良行为,于是它一跃而起,从我脸上窜过,跳到床下,跳跃的过程中它一直在撒尿。 2

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She

replied by biting into my face.

今天,我在和狗狗玩。它开始在我脸上嗅来嗅去。我想和它开个玩笑,也去嗅它的脸,还问“小乖乖,你喜欢吗?”于是,它咬了我一口!

3

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone.

今天,我的猫装死,就是为了让我别打扰它。

4

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room.

今天,我带着猫咪去兽医那儿。兽医给猫咪量肛门的体温,我忍不住大笑起来。于是,兽医让我出去。

5

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster.

今天我的小猫咪捕获了它的第一个猎物——我养的小仓鼠。

6

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that.

今天,我邀请男朋友来看看我新养的小狗。不幸的是狗狗在他膝盖上拉了便便。现在他不理我了,因为他觉得是我教唆狗狗那么做的。

7

Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the

old "pretend you're hurt" trick.I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running.

今天,我的狗狗从屋子里冲了出去。我赶快去追它。忽然我灵机一动想起了那个“假装你受伤”的把戏。于是我坐在地上开始大喊,假装受伤了。但是,我的狗狗根本不搭理我,还是继续往前跑了。

8

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at me for "making" her not like him by "telling her lies".

今天,我男友来了,我们之前刚大吵了一架。他挺喜欢我的猫,但是今天猫正好病了,没精神和他玩。于是,我男友又发火骂我了,他认为是我“对猫撒谎说他的坏话”,所以猫不喜欢他了。

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